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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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